A man had three girls but didn't know whom to marry.
Then, he decided he would do a test to see which was best suited to be his wife.
He collected 15,000 dollars from his bank, gave 5,000 to each telling her to spend it as you wish.
The first went shopping, bought clothes, jewelry, went to the hairdresser, beautician etc.
Returning to the man and said, "I have spent all your money to be nicer for you, to be the best, because I love you."
The second went on a shopping spree, buying clothes for her, a CD player, a flat-screen television, two pairs you jogging shoes, golf clubs and porn movies.
Returning to the man, she said, "I have spent all your money to make you happy, to enjoy life, and enjoy me, because I love you."
The third took the money and invested it in stocks. In three days, doubled its investment, made the 5,000 dollars 10,000 dollars the returned to the man and said to him, "I have invested your money and I doubled it. Now you can do what you want with twice the money, because I love you."
Then the man began to reflect, ponder ... reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ... (men reflect a lot ...)
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ... (men reflect really a lot...)
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
reflect ...
And married the girl who had the bigger tits.
Because a man reflects a lot ... but always ends up doing the same crap.
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