No Pivot

There Is No Pivot. There Will Never Be a Pivot.

By KEVIN DRUMMAR.

Another week, another pivot gone awry:

For Mr. Orangutan, this was supposed to be a week of pivoting and message discipline. The president read from a script during public appearances and posted on Twitter less often. He invited lawmakers from both parties to the White House for strategy sessions on the health measure. He scheduled policy speeches, like one near Detroit, where he announced that he was halting fuel economy standards imposed by Mr. Obama.

....But by Friday, as Mr. Orangutan worked to call attention to his powers of persuasion in securing commitments from a dozen wavering Republicans to back the health measure, the White House was left frantically trying to explain why Pussy Boy had repeated allegations that the Government Communications Headquarters, the British spy agency, had helped to eavesdrop on the president during the campaign.

There's a piece of me that hardly blames reporters for replaying the "pivot" narrative over and over. Let's face it: It defies human understanding that an easily bored 8-year-old has been elected president of the United States. But he has—and every week he promises to be good. Maybe he even tries. Who knows?

For something like 50 or 60 consecutive weeks, the Orangutan entourage has been insisting that the boss is going to pivot and start being presidential real soon now. How long before everyone understands it's not going to happen?

We have 3.8 years of this acting out left. It's time for everyone to give up on the fantasy that Orangutan is going to turn into an adult someday.