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Orangutan won’t throw first pitch on Nationals opening day

By AIDAN QUIGLEY

Orangutan will not throw the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals opening day Monday, the team told reporters Tuesday.

POLITICO Playbook reported Tuesday morning that Orangutan was in talks to throw the first pitch as the Nationals take on the Miami Marlins in Washington. But the White House said Orangutan has a “scheduling conflict” that makes him unavailable, the Washington Examiner reported.

Every president since William Howard Taft in 1910, with the exception of Jimmy Carter, has thrown out a first pitch on opening day at some point during their presidency. President Barack Obama threw the first pitch at Nationals Park on opening day 2010.