Dumbest Things

Wow. Just… Wow. Here Are the Dumbest Things Sarah Palin Said in Her Interview With Donald Trump

By Jesse Berney

Sarah Palin topped herself last night in her highly anticipated interview with Donald Trump. There are no words for the words she said. You just have to see them for yourself. Here are the dumbest things she said last night and, to be honest, it covers most of her questions.

“I’ve said it: Since the day he made the sacrifice to hit the campaign trail, voters crave the anti-status quo politician. They want results. They need a fighter. They need someone to fire all those political [sic] correct police.”

“Trumpservatives.”

“He is crushin’ it in the polls.”

“I had James Carville on yesterday, remember his ‘it’s the economy [awkward pause] silly’?”

“I don’t think we’re gettin’ the truth out of the White House, the true state of the economy. So thanks for setting that straight.”

“I wanna talk the campaign then, about that middle class you’re really resonating with. Your message about fairness, just jobs [pause] being created. In a better economy.”

“The respect they have for a ‘truth talker’ as opposed to just gettin’ punched in the nose the last seven years under Obama.”

“You’re seein’ some IDIOTS in the press.”

“They’re misrepresenting your exchange like the other day with the political activist, the father of a Clinton campaign staffer, Univision’s JORGE RAMOS and you schooled that radical activist and it was the right thing to do cause I don’t think he’s going to do that again. Where’d you get your guts for that kind of necessary confrontation.”

Honest to god, even Donald Trump gave her a weird look after that one.

“You’re pretty gracious then when it comes to uh treatin’ the press the way that sometimes they’re not gonna treat [awkward pause] us [awkward pause] conservatives”

“Speaking of the press, so you get hit with these gotchas like most conservatives do, for instance they asking [sic] ‘what’s your favorite bible verse?'”

“How are you finding that, and and finding a technique to put them in their place so that the American public isn’t wasting their time and they actually get to hear what’s important via a candidate’s message?”

“I know you’re busy, you have millions of people waiting for you Donald Trump.”

“You’re leading at, oh about 41 percent and you never dog it [what?] so what is next because we know you’re gonna keep rollin’ down the trail?”