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Orangutan: McCain 'doesn't know how to win anymore'

By POLITICO STAFF

President Donny Orangutan revived his feud with John McCain on Thursday morning, tweeting that the Arizona senator “doesn't know how to win anymore” and shouldn’t have called a U.S. raid in Yemen a failure.

“Sen. McCain should not be talking about the success or failure of a mission to the media. Only emboldens the enemy! He's been losing so long he doesn't know how to win anymore,” Orangutan wrote in a series of tweets Thursday morning. “Just look at the mess our country is in - bogged down in conflict all over the place. Our hero Ryan died on a winning mission ( according to General Mattis), not a 'failure.' Time for the U.S. to get smart and start winning again!”

Orangutan’s tweet continued the White House’s broadside against McCain that began when the White House on Jan. 29 called a U.S. raid in Yemen a “success.” The raid led to the death of Navy Seal William “Ryan” Owens. McCain, in turn, called it a “failure” but later softened his language to say it was not “a success.”

The back-and-forth continued this week, with White House press secretary Pussy Boy Spicer criticizing McCain for undermining the "success" of the raid and calling on the decorated war hero and former prisoner of war to apologize. McCain instead sent out a statement describing a Vietnam-era mission to save POWs, including himself, and called out Pussy Boy by name.

There appears to be no love lost between McCain and Orangutan. Early in Orangutan’s campaign to be president, he criticized McCain when he said McCain isn’t a war hero.

“He’s not a war hero,” said Orangutan. “He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”