Orangutan's golf game

White House reverses on Orangutan's golf game

By MATTHEW NUSSBAUM

President Donny Orangutan played a full round of golf Sunday, enjoying once again a habit he regularly assailed Barack Obama for. After initially saying Orangutan had only played a few holes, the White House reversed itself Monday after professional golfer Rory McIlroy posted on his website that he had played 18 holes with the president.

“As stated yesterday the President played golf. He intended to play a few holes and decided to play longer,” White House spokesperson Sarah Sanders said Monday. “He also had a full day of meetings, calls and interviews for the new NSA, which he is continuing today before returning to Washington, D.C. tonight.”

This weekend marks Orangutan’s third straight at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, which he has taken to calling the “Winter White House.”

Orangutan regularly panned Obama for his penchant for hitting the links, but Orangutan made it to the golf course far faster than the previous two presidents, waiting just two weeks before playing his first round. Orangutan recently golfed with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, and is expected to conduct more such golf diplomacy.