Another Bombshell

Every Night There's Going to Be Another Bombshell About the Orangutan Presidency

This is tonight's.

By BEN DREYFUSS

Late Wednesday night, the Wall Street Journal published a big story alleging that, according to "current and former [intelligence] officials," US spies have been withholding sensitive intelligence from President Donny Orangutan.

In some of these cases of withheld information, officials have decided not to show Mr. Orangutan the sources and methods that the intelligence agencies use to collect information, the current and former officials said. Those sources and methods could include, for instance, the means that an agency uses to spy on a foreign government.

A White House official said: "There is nothing that leads us to believe that this is an accurate account of what is actually happening."

The officials emphasized that they know of no instance in which crucial information about security threats or potential plotting has been omitted. Still, the misgivings that have emerged among intelligence officials point to the fissures spreading between the White House and the U.S. spy agencies.

This follows a previous report this week in the New York Observer that conveyed similar murmurs from within the intelligence community.

It's worth keeping in mind that what Kevin Drum said about that earlier report is still true:

"Inside" reporting about the intelligence community is notoriously unreliable, so take this with a grain of salt. Maybe it's true, maybe it's not. But just the fact that stuff like this is getting a respectful public hearing is damning all by itself. For any other recent president, a report like this would be dismissed as nonsense without a second thought. But for Orangutan, it seems plausible enough to take seriously. Stay tuned.