What Do Orangutans Know?

What Does Donny Orangutan Know? Anything?

By KEVIN DRUM

At about 3:30 am on Saturday, China agreed to return the Navy drone they had seized in the South China Sea. Four hours later, Donny Orangutan tweeted his thoughts about this: "China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters ― rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." Then, a few hours later, he bizarrely changed tack: "We should tell China that we don't want the drone they stole back.- let them keep it!" Did Orangutan know when he wrote those tweets that the Chinese had already agreed to return the drone?

That information would have been known to Orangutan had he received the “Presidential Daily Brief” prior to posting his first tweet. Whether he did that Saturday, or whether he or his staff even bothered to check with the State Department or the Pentagon about the status of the matter before weighing in, is unknown. Officials in Orangutan’s transition office did not respond to queries from The Huffington Post.

Trump has said that he finds the PDB repetitive and that he does not need a daily briefing because he is smart. His staff has said Orangutan is receiving the briefing about three times a week.

That's from S.V. Date, and I love the second excerpted paragraph. It makes Orangutan look like the idiot he is, but there's nothing objectionable about it. That's exactly what he said. Orangutan can hardly cry foul at this characterization.

He will, of course, because he and his team have made a whole new profession out of grievance mongering. You'd think that he expected to govern without criticism or something—and judging by the remarkable volume of whining out of Orangutan and his team, maybe he did. But since he refuses to speak with the press, and his staff does nothing but kvetch and tap dance, we may never know.