Absolutely Insane

I Feel Compelled to Point Out That Donald Trump Sounds Absolutely Insane

Story by Charles P. Pierce

The former president* of the United States, who also is the current Republican nominee for president, got up on stage in North Carolina on Wednesday and said something insane. I just thought I'd take note of that. He said:

We wouldn't have hostile takeovers of Springfield, Ohio, Aurora, Colorado, where they are actually going in with massive machine gun-type equipment. They are going in with guns that are beyond even military scope, and they are taking over apartment buildings. They're taking over real estate. They're in the real estate development business. Congratulations. These are in that case people from Venezuela, young street-gang members that were sent here by the government of Venezuela.

(Note On Context: I don't know what "guns that are beyond even military scope" are. Jewish space lasers? Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. I guess if you're making up the Venezuelan takeover of the real estate market in the Denver suburbs, you can make up the weaponry, too.)

Come on, people. Honest to god.