Breasts On Display

Ivanka Puts Her Breasts On Display During U.N. Religious Event

By Tasha Williams

Ivanka is the president’s favorite child. Her lanky frame and surgically enhanced face has made Ivanka the woman of her father’s dreams, which may be why she’s been given an important role in U.S. government while her brothers basically just tweet for a living. Ivanka has no idea what she’s doing in this role, but hey, she’s fun for The Donald to look at.

Ivanka followed daddy all the way to the United Nations assembly Monday, where she had a “wardrobe malfunction” that has now gone viral. That malfunction turns out to be quite purposeful, as any woman knows how to keep her nipples from bursting through a thin button-up blouse, but once again, what can you expect from a walking blow-up doll?

Ivanka’s chesticles remained frigid for quite a while, leading some to believe that the nipples may even be fake.

Between the ridiculous chompers, the breast and chin implants, and the fillers and plumpers, Ivanka is just trying too damned hard to be cute.

Actor Tom Arnoldtwit:
"Remember Melania's 4th of July White Nipple Dress? Meet Ivanka Trump's United Nations Denim Nipple Shirt."

Tom Arnold’s tweet garnered much attention with people from all over chiming in with their opinions on the first daughter of the United States.