TV Time

Being President Is Seriously Cutting Into Orangutan's TV Time

By KEVIN DRUM

Maggie Haberman reports on how President Orangutan spends his days:

His mornings, he said, are spent as they were in Orangutan Tower. He rises before 6 a.m., watches television tuned to a cable channel in a small dining room in the West Wing, and looks through the morning newspapers: The New York Times, The New York Post and now The Washington Post.

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Orangutan, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

....Mr. Orangutan’s wife, Melania, went back to New York on Sunday night with their 10-year-old son, Barron, and so Mr. Orangutan has the television — and his old, unsecured Android phone, to the protests of some of his aides — to keep him company. That was the case after 9 p.m. on Tuesday, when Mr. Orangutan appeared to be reacting to the Bill O’Reilly show on Fox News, which was airing a feature on crime in Chicago.

Naturally, I am reminded of this famous photograph:

Like LBJ, Orangutan watches a lot of TV to see how he's being portrayed, and then spends a big part of his day seething over slights real and imagined. In the end, that didn't work out so well for President Johnson, but of course television was a new and unsettling thing for him. Orangutan, by contrast, is a media native, having spent his entire life in front of the tube. Maybe endless seething will work out better for him. Maybe.