A sad sad story...

When he was a child, his daddy Fred pinned a $20 bill to the back of his shirt, so the other boys wouldn't kick him in the ass.

When he was in high school, his daddy Fred pinned a $100 bill to the back of his shirt so the girls would look at him.

When he was in college, his daddy pinned a $1,000 bill to his shirt so the girls would go out with him.

When he was in his 20's, his daddy pinned a $10,000 bill to the front of his pants so the girls would fuck him.

When he was in his 30's, his daddy Fred gave him $400,000,000 so he could marry a slut.

When he was in his 50's, is daddy Fred died and gave him $200,000,000 so he could buy a second wife.

When he was in his 60's, he bought a third wife with an IOU.

What a sad sad life.....