Gin and Tacos.. For the Trash that blights America..

YOU'RE AWFULLY WELL INFORMED ABOUT CLIMATOLOGY FOR SOMEONE WHO TOOK ONE HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS 43 YEARS AGO AND GOT A "D" IN IT BUT PLEASE DO GO ON, I'M SURE YOU'VE LEARNED ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FROM THE COMMENT SECTIONS OF LOCAL NEWSPAPERS AND WHAT'S THAT, YOU'RE AN EXPERT IN MACROECONOMICS TOO? 

AMAZING. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY IF YOU'RE SO BRILLIANT AND HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS YOU DO THINGS LIKE DRIVE A DODGE DURANGO YOU BOUGHT ON 72 MONTH FINANCING TO A GOLDEN CORRAL IN THE PARKING LOT OF A DOLLAR STORE AND YOU TAKE NINE PRESCRIPTIONS JUST TO KEEP THE TRASH BAG FULL OF EXPIRED TACO MEAT YOU CALL A BODY HEALTHY ENOUGH FOR YOUR DEMANDING SCHEDULE OF SITTING ON THE COUCH WATCHING "FOX & FRIENDS" AND BEING RACIST? 

YOU'D THINK THAT BEING AN EXPERT IN EVERYTHING WOULD LET YOU GET AHEAD OF THE CURVE ON SOME OF THAT BUT NO, HERE YOU ARE, IN THE RICHEST INDUSTRIALIZED DEMOCRACY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND YOU'VE MANAGED TO GET RICKETS BUT I BET I KNOW WHO'S FAULT IT IS, IT'S THE MEXICANS OR THE LIBERALS OR THE GAYS OR DEFINITELY NOT EVER YOURS, YOU PARAGON OF PERSONAL FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY YOU. 

THANK GOD YOUR GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED HEALTH INSURANCE IS ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR, I BET YOU HAVE A REAL GOOD PLAN FOR THAT AND IT INVOLVES THE "I'M WHITE, SO I DESERVE HANDOUTS" GRAVY TRAIN YOU'VE BEEN RIDING FOR THREE QUARTERS OF A CENTURY.